雖然長得乾瘦黝黑、 一顆門牙缺了好幾個月 & 常常掛著一副牛頭馬面
這次 Ethan 比平常多話一點
"Mommy, how did you feel when you're a kid and other people complimented you?"
"What kind of compliment?"
"Like if people said that you're beautiful...?"
"Unfortunately not many people think I'm beautiful..."
"Yes, really. Why? Do you think Mommy's beautiful?"
自戀的人從不錯過任何 solicit positive feedback 的機會
"Of course you're beautiful! Why didn't people think that you're beautiful when you're little?"
"I'm not sure... maybe because I wasn't beautiful then. Maybe I'm more beautiful now." (得意) (搖晃)
"How is that possible? How can you be OLD now yet more beautiful?" (利刃) (見血封喉)
"Of course old people can be beautiful! Look, mommy is one good example in real life!"
"Then what did you do to grow more beautiful as you're older?"
但將來總有一天你會懂的~~~ (沉醉) (在腦海中迅速翻譯成英文 ing)
"AH! I know why! Mommy, people didn't think you're beautiful at that time because you didn't have any make-up but now you do!" (靠!!!!!!!! 小孩子沒事不要這麼假會!!!!!!!!)
"That's right; because when you're little make-up hasn't been invented yet. That's why you can't buy make-up anywhere."
蜜斯佛佗化妝品清光緒 30 年就被發明出來了好不好!!!!!!!!!!!!
媽媽使用蜜斯佛佗後 + 小孩沒事最好不要得罪媽媽否則亂七八糟的照片都會被公諸於世示意圖: